things to ban

here is a list of things that I think we would do well to outlaw immediately:

-hot pavement

-mosquitos and ticks

-heartbreak

-habenero peppers

-dora the explorer

-people making things more complicated than they need to be

-voicemail

-emails longer than two paragraphs

-bad cell phone reception

-boys making you feel like you aren't ____ enough. (game/good/cool)

-the playing of Jeff buckley’s “hallelujah” when someone dies in a tv show

-misunderstandings

-things said in anger
-java
-chutes and ladders
-long, cold, lonely winters
-climate change
-TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER